I’m such a piece of ace attorney trash they could release a game where phoenix defends a character that’s just him w/ a handlebar mustache and the prosecutor is also him but in a nun costume his sidekick is a cardboard cut-out of apollo wearing a yugioh duel disk and charge me 600$ and I’d fucking preorder it with one-day shipping
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